Reality Check 1: Trump is not able to pull out of the nuclear deal with Iran. Only Congress can do that. Only Congress has treaty power. It’s in the Constitution and is also how it works in practice. They have 60 days to decide whether to stay in, which I think most adults would acknowledge is a good idea, including the many many congressional incumbents who are the ones who signed the deal in the first place. Also, the head of the senate foreign relations committee is Bob Corker and if you don’t know why that’s significant, search his name it’s fun.
Reality Check 2: National media needs to stop cutting to live Trump press conferences. He just makes stuff up. It’s not news. It’s like cutting to a puppet show, but a scary puppet show. C-SPAN can air all of it live and unedited because that’s their thing. The rest of you, come on.
Fox News has manufactured a culture war story about Shakespeare in the Park in New York, which has caused at least two major sponsors (Bank of America and Delta) to pull their funding for the theatre. Fox is faux outraged about a performance of Julius Caesar in modern clothing, with a blond in the title role, which in fake news world means it’s inciting the assassination of President Trump.
“Free Speech” defenders, I’m waiting for your protest tour.
But mostly, I am mad at Fox News for being so dumb about Shakespeare. I’ve studied Julius Caesar. I’ve performed Julius Caesar (as one of the assassins! As the assassin who strikes the first blow, in fact!) That play is a fan of Julius Caesar. If this theatre did want to turn the play into a Trump commentary (which I doubt), it would be PRO TRUMP. It would be a major Trump compliment.
Shakespeare, you may remember, liked the monarchy (or at least wrote things flattering to the monarchy). Caesar is portrayed as a great guy—very smart, brilliant general—and Brutus’s central conflict is “I’m worried this is bad for our democracy, but I love this guy! On a personal level, he is so likeable!” Then, after the assassination, everything falls apart, there is a power vacuum, and it’s awful until Caesar’s heir kills all of the conspirators and takes over as for sure a king. (This reflects anxiety in Shakespeare’s England over how the successession would go after the death of the childless Queen Elizabeth.)
Basically, if Shakespeare in the Park were to put on a “Trump is Julius Caesar” play, it would be a way to say “hey, liberal audience of ours, maybe don’t impeach this guy, it’s a terrible idea that will go badly. Plus isn’t he kind of likeable and great?”
I don’t think they’re saying that. (I think they’re trying to get nontraditional Shakespeare audiences to come see Julius Caesar by dropping in “hip” “contemporary” references. Like usual.) Hence I think this is a made up story. Hence SHAME ON YOU FOX AND FRIENDS for not understanding Shakespeare plays you should have studied in HIGH SCHOOL but I guess you find WORDS too complicacted.
On the Media has a good interview with Wilamette Week repoter Corey Pein, one of the only journalists (maybe the only journalist) to have interviewed the Portland train stabber before the stabbing (interivews at right-wing demonstrations). He contextualizes the white power movement in Portland, a power center for skinheads dating back to at least the 90s (you may recall if you recently watched Green Room), the KKK before that, and the Oregon territory’s “whites only” status.
Pein describes the attacker as an avowed Nazi eager to commit violence against people of color and antifa activists — a man who had Vinlander tattoos, participated in skinhead forums, and spoke openly about being radicalized in prison. In other words, not a Bernie bro gone bad. He did root for Bernie because of an explicit desire to kill Hillary Clinton, but also presumably wanted to kill Bernie, since he hoped that all Jews (and the wrong sort of Christians) would be sent to the gas chambers. (Not an ironic Nazi. A Nazi.)
The whole interview is worth a listen. It’s 12 minutes.
Sometimes, it’s not a conspiracy when everyone dislikes you. Sometimes, we all decide independently that we don’t like you. Because you are horrible. #deepstate
Normally, I say “look beyond the personalities; look at the issues,” but given Trump’s instinctual style, this newly invented feud with Germany looks an awful lot like an attempt to go after Angela Merkel—an experienced female political centrist with a global outlook who sometimes wears a familiar-looking blue pantsuit. I think there’s some misogynist transferrence going on, and I don’t think it’s mine.
Would not be surprised if Trump starts saying “crooked Germany” out of nostalgia.
By the way, you’ve probably missed this (well done, you), but the idea that Hillary and Angela are lesbian lovers running a sinister liberal conspiracy has been much explored by both Breitbart and Russian propaganda mills (explicit propaganda, not state-run news) over the last few years, so I’m guessing that will turn up again, too. Because women can’t be friends, or admire each other, apparently. Women and men can’t be friends, but also women can’t be friends. Too catty. Lock them in towers is what I say.
Maria says: For reals. He’s got a beef with women in power. Let’s not forget his bizarre reception of Merkel after his inauguration. Nevermind that she’s held her tongue about him for four months. He’s made it clear that our U.S. allies are his enemies.
Rebecca says: Jesus Howard Christ. The same Breitbart that claimed Colbert was being homophobic? You don’t get to have it both ways.
Rosi says: Yep, and powerful women are always lesbians… *eye roll*
Maria: I’d tap that.
Romie: Yeah, it is kind of a lovely idea. I hate Breitbart both for sexualizing something that’s not sexual, AND for assuming I’d be upset by such a couple, when holy cow. I dream of being an Angela Merkel in a romantic relationship with a Hillary Clinton.
Jeff says: Angela Merkel earned a doctorate in physical chemistry, one of the most difficult subjects to understand. She’s brilliant, and insecure men sadly often have a problem with brilliant women.
Sometimes, I see right-leaning folks chortle that “Democrat obsession with Russia” is a way to let ourselves off the hook for Hillary’s loss.
Guys, I don’t know how we could be more “wink wink” about which voters we’re trying to let off the hook here.
Jeff says: Thanks! I was going to flip by Fox yesterday to see exactly which “kitten stuck in a tree” story they’d be covering all day. Also, $19 in 2017 was $6.40 in 1980, and everyone spent that on an indulgence back then. I’m just not getting the hate on Millennials.