Ooof. I have a non-productive cough, the dreary viral kind where all you can do is rest, but you can’t rest, on account of this cough. Was awake all the past two nights making pathetic aha aha aha sounds.
I feel stodgy now, like the person you wish would leave the table. Either tiredness makes me innacurately perceive stodginess, or I indeed I am now stodgiest of all and should please stop typing. And certainly please stop coughing near us, please.