Obama Microwave

If I can buy a microwave that is a hotline to Barack Obama, I would like to do that, even though I don’t have the counter space.


I mean, really, it would take up my whole counter. I would have to buy precut vegetables and throw out all my cutting boards. I’d have to mix anything that required mixing on the stove, or maybe on top of the laundry machine, or in another room. Despite living in a comfortably-sized apartment in a building which does not move, I have less counter space than your typical galley. But I would have this microwave.

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