Endorphins are a lie

I’m feeling blah and pessimistic today, so I did some exercise to get endorphins. Now I am blah and pessimistic and sore. Even sitting listlessly while frowning is not fun now, because my bottom is aggrieved.

I guess I have no regrets but I do feel a certain sense of betrayal.


You know who doesn’t have this problem is skeleton armies.

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