VOICE to the Voiceless

Necessary government programs about which this administration is suspiciously silent:

bureau of days it was cold (so much for global warming)

bureau of I saw somebody who looked poor buying soda

working group on the swears in rap music

directorate of maybe if you’d dressed nicer

office to support men who interacted with women in public who were not smiling

bureau of pitbulls wearing hats like that’s any kind of disguise

ministry of everything is a false flag

ministry of nice boobs

regulatory board for too-spicy food and where is my preferred sugar substitute